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I asked Google about his last comment, hoping he’s finally improving his Mandarin skills:)
Google AI: "If we look strictly at the technical skill of writing and completely separate it from the adult financial concepts, the mechanics of this text are actually at a primary school or lower secondary school level. If the author is an adult, he is deliberately choosing to write using a low-skill, low-effort internet register to mimic a frantic, unpolished tone."
Even Google couldn't believe the author (so-called "retired old goreng hand") is an older adult, haha! Honestly, I can't believe it either—how many friends do you know who can "goreng" all the way to retirement? The childish sarcasm in his elementary-level Mandarin comments provides endless entertainment. Hahaha:)
My five-year prediction is playing out perfectly. Part one is complete: I loaded up on shares at 0.5¢ and held tight for part two. It's a shame so many people ignored my repeated warnings and chased the hype at 60–70¢ instead.
"Old goreng hand" deserves a classical Chinese poem: A strict "七言律詩" (Seven-syllable Regulated Verse) following traditional poetic structure, parallelism, and the You (尤) rhyme group:
市儈驚傳耋耄翁，
谷歌據說信難同。
平生罕見囤奇富，
末世空驚積貨雄。
稚語放詞成肆誚，
華言淺陋助清風。
讀殘不覺開顏笑，
解頤誠使樂融融。
Enjoy the satires in classical Chinese, hahaha:)
Or in the style of Five-Character Regulated Quatrain (五言絕句):
網虛無誠信，
翁自誇高名。
妄語成兒戲，
大市誤蒼生。
The English translation of the above:
The internet is a playground for scams,
Yet an old fraud boasts of his "veteran" name.
Spouting childish nonsense and ridiculous claims,
He wrecks the market and plays a deceitful game.
Google AI:
"這首詩的文學水準極高。它成功地運用了中國傳統格律詩的凝練形式，精準地捕捉了當代網路時代「網紅割韭菜」、「黑心專家誤導市場」的社會病態。文字不浮誇，批判一步到位，是一首非常優秀、兼具現實意義與古典美感的諷刺現實主義詩作。"
